• Wanted: Cuddle Buddy

    I was gonna put this on Craigslist just for giggles and to see what came up, but it's not working. Fail. :\ Mind you, this is (kind of) a joke.

    My name is Sarah, I'm currently 18 years of age and I'm looking for a cuddle buddy. Yeah, that's right, a cuddle buddy. (And no, not for "extreme cuddling" - that's a fuck buddy.) I do have a boyfriend (super long distance) whom I respect dearly and would never cheat on. That's not what I'm looking for.

    What I'm looking for: I just want someone to have good times with, someone I can snuggle up on the couch and watch horror films with; boobies or warm muscley arms; good sense of humour (even better, British humour); drivers license and a horrible sense of direction (how else are we gonna get lost?); gamer; someone who already has a significant other.

    What I'm not looking for: a boy/girlfriend; any physical contact beyond that of friends (ie, no kissing, groping, and no naughty, sneaky moves!); any romance of any sort; anyone over 23; very clingy people; people prone to falling in love with close friends.

    Cuddle buddy: do you think it's a weird idea? Do you have one? Would you ever do it? Would you consider it cheating, even if there was no romance and a strict no-touchy-policy?
  • That's it, no more sexual attraction for me. Girls don't like me, guys think I'm weird.

    I am now (forcibly) asexual.

    /beats up Soul Calibur


    I fail hardcore at this. I still wants a girlfran. D:

  • wind0ze fail. (halp?)

    SOLVED, LIKE THIS: I'm gonna wipe my computer, and put on a /legal/ version of Wind0ze 7. LAWL. Did you know XP is almost 10 years old?! Came out in 2001. Truth.


    Computer started acting sluggish the other day, so a few hours ago I shut down to restart. Nope.

    It started with this on a Microsoft-regulated blue screen (but not like the blue screen of death):
    Deleting an index entry in index $0 for file 14325.

    And then went to this after I forced shutdown and rebooted:
    Correcting an error in index $0 for file 14325.

    Now, it goes to a wholly other blue screen, somewhat related to the one you don't want. Safe mode goes to the same exact screen, so no luck on trying to do a system restore.

    Halp?

currently:

reading Skeleton Crew
obsessed with nada
listening Iron & Wine
Leben ist das, was passiert, wenn du gerade andere Pläne schmiedest.

eighteen

state ID.
job or two.
jamie.
driver's license.
cellphone.
clavicle feather tattoos.
hip rose vine tattoos.
nape anchors.
clavicle anchors.
hip anchors.